the sovereign state of my mostly brown slip on shoes

the sovereign state of my mostly brown slip on shoes

i reaffirm, reclaim, restate my claim, declaration, announcement that my shoes are an independent state, with all the rights and duties of any nation state.

my mostly brown slip-on shoes are a sovereign state.

100% of voters in this state are in unanimous agreement that they are on the whole, generally happy with the current government.

FAQ

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the sovereign state of my mostly brown slip on shoes

ru srs?

iunno.

no, srsly, r u srs?

well, i like making satirical political statements and nuggets of thought fountains, so it's hard to say how "srs" i am. i'm definately "srs" about thinking it through n coming to that revolutionary revelationary rhetorical "why not?" for yourself though.

why not?

why not indeed. given sufficient caveats, i cannot think of a sufficient reason not to make nationhood/statehood reductibly extensible to the individual.

do the soles of your mostly brown slip-on shoes provide enough land mass and liveable area to support a full nation-state?

yes. some nations exist with less, even none. many nations exist who's population has to live outside it's borders. the sovereign state of my mostly brown shoes could be described as doubly infinitely worthy of nationstatehood by that criteria, comparing with these existing nation states.

is everyone in the sovereign state of your mostly brown slip-on shoes homeless?

currently, 100% of the population are homed, educated to college level, with full medical care, free at point of use.

can you have your own laws unto your self? / do you think you have your own law unto yourself?

well, to an extent. there are farther reaching international laws that afaik, 100% of them are adhered to by 100% of the population. and agreements with other nations, their population, their aperatus of government, all need to be respectfully interacted with.

doesnt whatever nation state you were previously in complain about you creating a nation within it, taking up space, leaching resources, etc.

the extent of the decisions of the government of the sovereign state of my mostly brown slip-on shoes with the agreement and blessing of 100% of the populatin of the sovereign state of my mostly brown slip on shoes has not yet been in any way distinct enough to have caused any concern or notice, nor likely any appearance whatsoever from/to the parent nation within which the sovereign state of my mostly brown slip-on shoes did then, and still currently are.

how long ago did you come up with this and first declare it?

an unknown number of years more than a decade ago.

doesnt it just cause extra complications when dealing with beaurocracy?

extra? nope, not that i ever see the need to create. tis functionally identical to an individual living in that state.

huh?

it's like a restatement of the sovereignty of the individual.

oh.

yeah, you get it now.